Friday, November 7, 2008

Humor - Things I learned from Kindergarten Cop

From my facebook page:

Anyone for a good laugh? Things I learned from Kindergarten Cop:
  • A ferret can save your life.
  • Six-year-olds are expert climbers.
  • They are also laser experts.
  • It’s not a tumor.
  • Everyone dies.
  • Men have a hard time teaching kindergarten, but can be great dads.
  • No one cares what mommy does.
  • We belong to Arnold (he is governor, after all)
  • There is no bathroom!
  • Fathers randomly leave their children to go to more exciting places like New York or France.
  • Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
  • Girls don't want to be policemen. They want to be a princess.
  • Teachers in Oregon have no background checks, so a woman hiding from her drug dealer husband AND police can easily be a teacher.
  • It feels good to hit SOBs!
  • Kindergarteners will always behave best in case of a fire.
  • Grandmothers will kill to see their grandson.
  • Women tell their children that their father is a real sex machine.

Learning is fun! Happy Filmmaking!

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