Two young men die and meet at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter wasn't expecting them so soon, so he asked them to wait while he checks Heaven's records. While waiting, the two men carry a great conversation.
Eventually, one man asked the other, "So, how did you die?"
"You see," the man revealed, "I was a famous actor. I took advantage of the la dolce vita too many times. I was working on this new blockbuster action picture where I play this basejumping CIA agent running from Communists. I was awaiting my next scene in my trailer when I accidentally took too many uppers while having a manage-a-trois. How about you?"
The other man smiled, "I was your stuntman."